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August 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments


Aaron Carter’s highway to mental breakdown is being punctuated with various diversions before he eventually points those Second Amendment rights at himself. Carter recently announced that he puts the B in LGBT – B meaning Batshit crazy – and last night performed at a gay club in his home state of Florida (shocker). Revelers at sold-out Hamburger Mary’s in Shitville, USA were supportive of Carter’s ramblings, and those with Cryptkeeper fetishes even thought of sneaking backstage to rattle his bi-bones. 

In a new video from TMZ, Carter can be heard proclaiming that he is indeed bisexual and that he’s written a new song about his prostitute ex-girlfriend. He then emotionally sobs, kind of like a little bitch, before collecting himself and presumably screeching out some miscarriage of a tune.

More than four people looking to score meth showed up to Carter’s concert, which must have been a thrill for him. Fame slut gay-baiting isn’t off the table for Carter, but given his recent kooky behavior, I can’t imagine he has the coordination to pull off an Andrew “I am a gay man right now just without the physical act” Garfield with this mess. And Instagram models have watered down the meaning of “bisexual” to “selfie friends 4 ever.” So, I don’t know what Carter is. Just, not long for this world if people keep congratulating him for his BRAVERY instead of implementing a 5150.

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