Kris Jenner Moves Across the Street from Kim Kardashian

When you wish to stay wealthy it’s imperative to relocate to wherever the money moves. If staying one step ahead means stalking your daughter and rapper husband so be it. Kris Jenner is game. read more

Louis C.K. Buys Back Failure

Louis C.K. is buying back his failed film that never saw a release for $5 million. Proof that Louie believes one day fans will be able to look past his sexual harassment escapades and purchase a ticket to see a almost legal and barley clothed Chloë Grace Moretz. read more

Adriana Lima Isn’t A Quitter

Adriana Lima is one of a kind. Taking off your clothes is certainly a talent that takes time to master and she wants the world to know that she’s not stopping anytime soon. read more

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Chelsea Handler Is A Body-Shaming Bully

The pendulum has swung in the other direction completely. This world went ass backwards a while ago and we are now stuck somewhere in the Twilight Zone. Believe it or not but bullies are now becoming the victims of ridicule. read more

Rose McGowan Outs Alyssa Milano As Weinstein Cheerleader

I refuse to take any woman with less hair than me seriously. Rose is looking for attention wherever it can be found. Regret will never equal rape the same way being married to a horrible person doesn’t make you one by default.  read more

Amanda Bynes Back To Being Crazy

Amanda Bynes is the model example of everything that can go wrong with a child star.  Any female celebrity openly asking a musician to “murder her vagina” in front of millions of followers has lost their sanity as well as self-respect. read more

Mario Batali Handled Rump Roast Without Consent

Mario Batali probably believed that he was untouchable. And for the most part he was when most women were asked what they thought of him. No woman wanted to willingly handle Batali’s sausage so he cooked up a recipe that led to him losing a culinary empire just in time... read more

Kate Winslet Believes Woody Allen’s Is Really A Woman

According to Kate Winslet Woody Allen may be in possession of a fallopian tube or two inside. The duo’s Wonder Wheel movie isn’t doing too well with critics so she really doesn’t have much to lose when defending Woody.  read more

J Law Sexually Free Woman After All The Abuse

Jennifer took the opportunity to take what it means to be a victim and magnify it tenfold. Things are hard on a young woman when you’re attractive, rich, famous, and most of the world knows what you look like without clothes.  read more

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Hannibal Buress Buzzed And Belligerent

Hannibal Buress was involved in an arrest that could have been avoided had he not had one too many slippery nipple shots on Ocean Drive.  read more

Farrah Abraham’s Neon Panty XXXMas Party

Farrah Abraham’s clam is still fetching quite the coin these days. If I was her I would tattoo my muff on my arm as homage and the reason why I’m not homeless yet. read more

Halle Berry Ditches Boyfriend In Bora Bora

If you’re an independent woman like Halle Berry men are just objects to get off on while on vacation. She doesn’t need a man. She’s a rolling stone that pays child support all on her own.  read more