Drink Wine With Jennifer Lawrence and Her Breasts and Save The Nation (VIDEO)

Hollywood celebrities have come to discover large amounts of corruption in national politics, on or about November 9th of last year. Prior to that, Goldman Sachs and Chevron were doing the right thing with their PAC and speech money. Also, Russia had a sweet national... read more

Alabama Also Says DTF Teachers Good to Go With Their Teen Students

An Alabama judge declared it unconstitutional to punish teachers for banging their sixteen and over students since that is the age of majority in the Southern state. read more

Tiger Woods Toxicology Report Is a National Emergency

Toxicology reports were force-released by an ESPN public records request, revealing Woods blood contained zero alcohol. Though a nice cocktail of Vicodin, Dilaudid (Morphine derivative), Xanax, Ambien, and weed. read more

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Are Reality Show Attention Whores Worse Than Neo-Nazis?

The classic ethical dilemma where you have to steer the train left and take out disturbing silicone injected social media attention whores or guide the train right and decapitate some JuCo guy named Dylan who loves Hitler t-shirts. The seven-ten split is never an option.... read more

Taylor Swift Sexual Assault Merit Badge

Taylor Swift prevailed in her case against the Denver radio DJ who goosed her ass during a post-show photo op four years ago. The wheels of patriarchal injustice grind slowly.  read more

Bieber Denied By Bigger Whore Theory

Justin Bieber apparently trolls through Instagram looking for hot chicks to compliment publicly and privately DM to see if they're down to fuck. That's supposed to be a damning comment. It might be approximating his first admirable characteristic. read more

The Turning Out of Kaia Gerber

It's a weird thing when your parents size you up as a pubescent teen and tell you it's time to start dressing provocatively if you want to eat. Even weirder when you're filthy rich and that not eating part isn't even close to a legit threat. Your folks simply want to turn... read more

Britain Sees Tits, Falls Into the Ocean

The British have invited a human mass of non-assimilated Sharia jihadis onto their island home without much ado, but a pair of tits on television has the nation on the brink of meltdown.   read more

Chelsea Manning Covers Vogue

Vogue magazine seems the appropriate place for dishonorably discharged and convicted Army traitor Bradley Manning to appear as Chelsea Manning, lively post-op tranny in a swimsuit.  read more

Zach Randolph Holding Weight

It's a no-win situation for inner city athletes and entertainers who make it super fucking big. Either they ditch their old hoodlum milieus and they're called sell outs. Or they spend their down time with the Crips and wind up being multi-millionaires involved in 7-Eleven... read more

Britney Spears Stage Rush Thwarted By Hot Oily Abs

Britney Spears stage show at PlanetHollywood answers the age old question, what is there for a middling gay dude or visiting Chinese housewife to do in Vegas for under four hundred dollars.  read more

Chloe Ayling Sex Kidnapping and Serena Williams Cuckolded Baby Daddy on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #96

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, with special guest comedian Jessica Winther, we curse a Stalinist Google diversity and inclusion veep, ponder if Usher will be the first person to ever die from herpes, think about Sophie Turner's breasts while she says something,... read more