Hypersexual Bella Thorne Reveals Lesbian Crushes

The product of a trash compactor and a bottle of Viagra, Bella Thorne, is mostly a vagina with just a very haphazard body built around it as an afterthought, and while talking to StyleCaster, she revealed that her vag is hungry for Kristen Stewart, Demi Lovato, and Camila... read more

Gal Gadot Hates America

Gal Gadot is about as charming as Natalie Portman's role in Black Swan as played by a skin tag during her appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The thirty-two-year-old Israeli and Mr. Tears Of A Clown cover everything from her role in Wonder Woman to the... read more

Kim Kardashian Pissed About Her Gross Fat Body (VIDEO)

Kim Kardashian has the misfortunate of looking at her non-photoshopped body in some pap pics in a new clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians. After she realizes that she isn't staring at a bewigged overfed centaur galloping through the grass, Kardashian criticizes the... read more

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Iggy Azalea Fake Butt Cheeks In Time For Halloween

If you ever lifted up a cushion from your couch to eye that linty but still good fallen Gardetto and thought "While it's in my hand, what if I just went ahead and stapled this cushion to my ass?" you have more in common with Iggy Azalea than you think. The rarest of... read more

370-Pound Man Sues Six Flags For Pool Masturbation Allegations

Amusement parks are the end all be all place to teach your kids that shit gets real out there, and nothing is more real than a 370-pound man jerking his innie in a wave pool in front of his daughter. Allegedly. According to TMZ, A security guard at Six Flags Hurricane... read more

Jamie Lee Curtis Struggling

Former pop star Katy Perry has been toying with various looks since coming out as the wokest in all the land for her Witness album blowout, and these pics from the set of Wednesday's Good Morning America reveal that she settled on Jamie Lee Curtis' take on a technicolor... read more

Taylor Swift Las Vegas Jackpot

Business savvy bowl of expired plain yogurt Taylor Swift would capitalize on a national tragedy if she could. And, she basically has. While some people waited in line for hours to donate blood to victims of Monday's horrific Las Vegas shooting - the deadliest shooting in... read more

Demi Lovato Feminist Under Tit For "Narcissistic Career"

Demi Lovato will pretty much adopt any cause that she reads about in a Buzzfeed listicle, and today that cause is dec under tit in a "feminist" crop top. From the Forever 21 "Woke Slut" collection. This is what we've been fighting for. Lovato is sometimes a lesbian when... read more

Kendall Jenner Cries While Finally Addressing Pepsi Controversy

The only Jenndashian to give humanoid looks a go, Kendall Jenner, finally addressed her attempts at assuaging strained police and civilian relations with a can of Pepsi during last night's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kendall's chat with a porn star about... read more

Bella Thorne Not Retouched, Not Perfect, Get Used To It

Sassy Fleshlight Bella Thorne just changed the game by bravely declaring that she was not retouched for at least one picture in her gross GQ Mexico photo shoot. She does not address the pre-retouching known as plastic surgery. Or gallons of makeup applied with a spackling... read more

Khloé Kardashian "Chubby And Tall" In Revenge Body Trailer

Khloé Kardashian gets serious about her fat body in the new emotional trailer for the upcoming second season of her E! series, Revenge Body. Where she gets revenge by showing us her body. No. The show follows tragic nobodies willing to take health and life advice from... read more

Kristen Stewart Considered For Charlie's Angels Reboot

If you liked the 2000's Charlie's Angels movie scene featuring Cameron Diaz dancing in her underwear, but were secretly gunning for Oscar the Grouch to fulfill the fantasy instead, you're in luck. Parking lot tampon Kristen Stewart is allegedly being considered to "play... read more