Sarah Hyland Nip Slip If You Give A Crap

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Sarah Hyland is starting to look completely insane from definitely not getting ill-advised plastic surgery, but at least she still has the wherewithal to pull stunts like flashing her tits in public. Last night Hyland hit up Delilah... READ MORE

Tim McGraw Collapses On Stage Due To “Dehydration” And Definitely Not Drugs

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You know when you forget to have enough water and so you crumple onto the floor? This everyday occurrence plagues all of us, which is why when you walk around the city, people around you randomly buckle at the... READ MORE

Ed Sheeran Making His Ladies Put A Ring On It

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m starting to fear the future after seeing evidence everyday of women attempting to take the lead. Ed Sheeran accepting a “man-gagement” ring is only making things worse, not equal. Pretty soon women will start expecting sex after paying... READ MORE

Blind Item: Actress Struggling To Blink From Too Much Plastic Surgery

March 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"I'm pretty sure her otherwise amazingly excellent plastic surgeon went a little overboard because this former A+ list mostly movie actress who will probably have A list name recognition forever even if she continues to keep herself from the... READ MORE

Tila Tequila Procreating Again

March 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tila Tequila refuses to close her mouth or legs and the man sticking it to her unfortunately finished in the wrong hole. She’s pregnant again. I was willing to bet she would be incarcerated for smiting whichever female celebrity... READ MORE

Ariel Winter Knows You Want Her Ass

March 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Mar 7, 2018 at 2:02pm PST With the millions of girls whose parents never loved them currently showing off their tits and asses on Instagram, we as the consumer really have... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Painting Tommy Lee As A Bad Man

March 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tommy Lee is dating quite the babe. Brittany Furlan is nowhere near as accomplished as Tommy but she showed the world that she knows how to use a cell phone for more than making viral Vine videos. That fact... READ MORE

Bella Thorne In Actual Magazine, Doesn’t Look Sticky

March 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Bella Thorne In My Side usually looks like she’s been tarred and feathered with jizz and glitter. But recently we saw her not looking like HPV personified, and while after that she suffered a relapse, now she’s once again... READ MORE

Gary Oldman’s Son Defending Dad From His MeToo Mom

March 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The MeToo movement is doing more than just ruining the image of single men, it’s tearing the reputations of families apart as well. Gary Oldman did an Oscar worthy bang up job in the Darkest Hour film but his... READ MORE

J Law Acting Up In Honor Of Women’s Day

March 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawerence is so good at being bad. She upset a nation after refusing to wear a coat in cold weather, complains about America eyeing her cheek meat, and now calls other women cunts just because. Lawerence opened up... READ MORE