Chinese Torture Dog On Movie Set

March 16, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The thing about dogs is that they’re better than most people, and we all know it deep down inside. Kick around a human and you can easily convince me that he deserved it. Kick around a dog and you’re... READ MORE

Netflix Stranger Things Was At Risk After Abuse Allegations

March 14, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With all of the abusive speech accusations floating around there needs to be a clear definition of what counts as abusive. Most women are chatty Pattys in any environment where two or more are gathered. Evidence of this behavior... READ MORE

Katy Perry Says She’ll See “Steven Hawking” In Afterlife

March 14, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Physicist Stephen Hawking was smart enough to have a sense of humor, and would probably have gotten a kick out of the punchline of a person that Katy Perry has become if he didn’t have better things to... READ MORE

Before Batman The Joker Had Stand-Up Routine

March 13, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine a life where you’re completely at the end of the rope when it comes to career options. Your liberal arts community college degree hasn’t managed to nab a better job than janitor. And moonlighting as a stand-up comedian... READ MORE

Chance To Fulfill Your Freaky Fish Fantasies Just Sold Out

March 11, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Just because bestiality is illegal doesn’t mean you should feel ashamed for wanting to be naughty with a fish. In fact, the The Shape of Water film probably spoke to your subconscious urges to sleep with a South American... READ MORE

No Award Show For Florida Victims Accused Of Acting

March 8, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s already a punishment enough when you live in Florida with the exception of a few parts. “Florida man” news stories are never anything to be proud of. It’s sad to see a state once celebrated for Walt Disney... READ MORE

Three Billboards in Los Angeles, California

March 5, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You’ve officially made it when Vice News decides you’re edgy enough for an almost four-minute mini documentary. The same conservative street artist wearing shirts with the slogan “Mohammad is a homo” is back to slam the Oscars this time... READ MORE

The G-Spot Is Just A Myth

March 4, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Thanks to a new study, sex with women is about to get more annoying than driving a manual transmission in the middle of traffic. Not too long ago female “squirting” during an orgasm came under attack as the “experts”... READ MORE

Hope Hicks Loses Hope And Employment

March 3, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I lost hope for hot women in the White House after learning about Hope Hicks’ departure. That just leaves us with Sarah Huckabee Sanders and she’s about as appetizing as a sweaty 7-11 hot dog when compared to the... READ MORE

Dick’s Limiting Options For Survivalists And Bad Hunters

February 28, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I know I say this a lot, but I really did grow up the National Geographic spread “Meth Face Hill People Exposed” and my best friend while going to high school in East Tennessee was nothing if not a... READ MORE