The Battle Rages On For Kim Kardashian And Kanye West

June 13, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

...But recently the Pinky and the Brain duo tapped into the nucleus of our reality television-obsessed culture by co-opting politics and civil rights issues for the sake of their brand. They really do want to take over the world.... READ MORE

Vince Vaughn Arrested For Partaking In Hollywood’s Past Time

June 11, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Californians love nothing more than the exhilarating feel of the open road after downing two bottles of wine, and the incredible widening man – Vince Vaughn – was the latest celeb to partake in this celebrated Tinseltown past... READ MORE

CrossFit Trainer Out After Homophobic Tweets. Related: CrossFit Still A Thing

June 7, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Berger   You might remember, about a decade ago, bro-y douchebags paying hundreds of dollars to roll large tires around empty warehouses. These douchebags would fav each other’s shirtless gym selfies on social media and comment incessantly on each... READ MORE

What To Think About Disgraced Parkland Guard Scot Peterson

June 5, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The Beetle Bailey of the Florida sheriff’s deputy world, Scot Peterson, is speaking out after becoming a pariah following his apparent inaction during the Parkland shooting massacre that left seventeen people dead. He was the guard for Stoneman... READ MORE

Miss America Axing Swimsuits

June 5, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The infamous brainiac scholarship competition, Miss America, has announced that it will no longer require contestants to wear swimsuits. Finally. After decades of covering up with swimsuits, we’ll get to the contestants walk around naked. JK. The competition,... READ MORE

Instagram Is Stripper Shaming

June 2, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes some women don’t want a real job. Why actually work a nine to five when you can sell suggestive photos of yourself to sleazeballs on social media. That’s what most strippers, sex workers, and aspiring sluts were already... READ MORE

New York Post Slut Shames A Slut

May 31, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Everyone from Alyssa Milano to Sarah Huckabee Sanders is criticizing the NY Post for its sexist coverage of this meeting of the minds. But the joke is on everyone involved, including us. Because the extent to which the media... READ MORE

Starbucks To Employees – Leave Room… For Racial Sensitivity

May 30, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This week Starbucks flexed its racial sensitivity muscles by closing 8,000 stores and all but requiring the art school dropouts and prison escapees working the counters to attend a four-hour-long company-wide racial bias meeting. During the powwow (wait, is that... READ MORE

They Got Him

May 25, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Weinstein made countless careers for women who at the time saw taking producer loads as the quickest way to success. The liberal media has it wrong. Weinstein was a champion of women. And now he's paying for it. If... READ MORE

Woman – R. Kelly, R You Going To Pay For My Valtrex?

May 22, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

While the #MeThree! movement was so effective that it even took down men who didn't do anything wrong, R. Kelly has somehow inexplicably been able to skirt a full court press hashtag backlash for allegedly perpetually banging teenagers for... READ MORE