Danica Patrick Bikini Splits And Other Shit Around The Web

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This Week's Mr. Skin Minute Features ALL Of Katherine Waterston

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White House Hottie Hope Hicks

I hope Hope Hicks is able to fill the political position. And if she doesn't secure the promotion, I know positions I'd like to fill her in. Politics can be pretty boring. But I'm sensing a spike in younger male political interest coming on. read more

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Chris Brown Opens Up About Beating

Domestic violence is never okay. In an obvious PR move, Chris made a documentary opening up about the beating to clear his name. Sort of.  read more

Spotify Burning Hate-Filled Music

Hysteria is a weird thing. Most men only feel it in relation to their long suffering sports team finally winning a championship. The result is getting wasted, clutching men you barely know, and occasionally crying. read more

Anna Paquin Is All About Lesbian Upkilt

Anna Paquin will be seeking Scottish lesbian stud love in her new project Tell It To The Bees. Her lover will be Holliday Grainger. Hold on to your kilts men.  read more

I Survived The Handmaid's Tale

The Handmaid's Tale. It's like sitting through a Lamaze class where the klatch of women all blame you for their pregnancy discomfort.  read more

Sarah Stage Defends Being Ripped Pregnant Dude

He-Man is trembling. Instagram model, fitness guru, author, and future nobody Sarah Stage has made a sideshow name for herself over the past few years as the Incredible Ripped Pregnant Man, and in a new statement, she proves that she doesn't have room for the h8ers in her... read more

The Gentrified Munsters Of Brooklyn

I'm waiting for the medical industry to classify hipster as a disease. Reboots are ripoffs that lack the respect for the original, but adding a hipster element just takes the cake. read more

Must Find Somebody to Blame in Chris Berman's Wife's Fatal Crash

There are certain downsides to being a celebrity. Lack of privacy. Everything else is pretty amazing. Like the desperate attempt of law enforcement to cover for you and your family members' missteps. Especially if you're a beloved public figure. read more

Cindy Crawford Turns Out Her Kids and Taylor Swift Heroic Survivor on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #97

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I and special guest Jessica Winther explore various depths of human depravity including ESPN's self-immolating slave auction, Cindy Crawford auctioning her white kids, reports that porn is killing erections in young men,... read more

Halsey Playboy Nips And Other Shit Around The Web

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