Heidi Pratt Makes America Barf Again

July 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

These two are real grade-A pieces of shit, and now they appear to be indoctrinating their son Gunner (BARF) into the shitty club of shittiness. First off, when looking at Spencer and Heidi these days - it's hard to... READ MORE

Spencer Pratt Grooming Newborn For Celebrity Rehab

October 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"You’re not a good parent if you’re not trying to get your son set up to potentially get a $250 million gig, If doctors were getting paid $250 million, we’d hit the books hard, but currently that’s not the... READ MORE

Heidi Montag With Child

April 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt would eat a litter of puppies if they thought it would land them a sentence in Parade Magazine. Instead, they’re having a kid.

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Spencer Pratt Jiu-Jitsu Beast

September 5, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There aren't many serious douchebags who ever turn things around. It's worth noting so that you can wait pointlessly for every other asshole you know to someday be your best friend. READ MORE

Spencer Pratt Heals The Fat Jewish And Shit Around The Web

September 30, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Notorious joke thief and generally disgusting slob the Fat Jewish is turning to a higher power for help. No, not his rabbi. Spencer Pratt, the douchenozzle from The Hills, is going to heal the unfunny tub with his magic... READ MORE

Why the Long Face, Heidi Montag?

November 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In case you were wondering what hapless reality TV dipshits Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were up to, and I know that you really were, they just got home from a swank vacation in Cabo, where they undoubtedly got... READ MORE

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt To Have Aura Baby

October 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Useless potato people Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are trying to conceive a baby. Wait, before you slit your wrists to opt out of the coming of the devil spawn they would produce, it’s not a real baby. It’s... READ MORE